Things I Said While In The Shower This Morning

My shower faucet is like the Pied Piper to my boys. I turn it on and they come running. And they always have plenty of interesting things to say and do while I am in there. Here are a few snippits from today's shower, all said by me:

No, Quinn, don't bring that blanket in here. It will get wet and dirty.

Oh, no, Quinn! That's Mommy's wedding ring. How did you get that? Go put it back right now. Thank you!

NO, Henry, you don't pick up the ring either! Put it down!

Stop fighting over who puts the ring down, guys! Just leave it alone!

What's that, Henry? Why do your teddy bear and your snake that are in your bed sleep forever? Because they are not real. They are just toys.

Oh thank you, Quinn, but Mommy doesn't actually NEED the toothpaste right now. Go put it back on the sink. No, no, honey, I really don't need it. Put it back. Put it back, please. Okay, fine, hand it to me.

Guys, don't be too rough wrestling on my bed. Be careful!

Why am I drying off? Because I am all done and all wet. Keep rubbing? Okay, thank you, Quinn. Good advice.




Ahhhhhhh, yet another relaxing shower. Just like being at the spa.