Two Funny Conversations From Today

Conversation with Henry (This is funnier if you know that we have had this EXACT same converstaion for three days in a row.):

Henry: Mom, is it tomorrow?

Me: No, sweetie it's not.

Henry: What day is it, then?

Me: Today.

Henry: Then when will it be tomorrow?

Me: Tomorrow.

Henry: Oh.


Conversation with Quinn (sitting on couch with him on my lap watching Dora):

Quinn: I wuv you, maahhm.

Me: Oh, I love you, too, sweetie!

Then I gave him a nice, little kiss on the ear, to which he said, "Don't eat my ear wax, Mom!" Sound advice.